The Marriage Gut

its when you get married and you both gain weight cause you're in love and don't care anymore. We've both got ours :) but i've had more to drink in the past 4 days than i have all year. so maybe it's more of a beer gut.
anyway, if you know anything about finding a good college for a specific study, tell me because this is getting to be a giant pain in my ass because i don't understand how a school can actually be many schools and that even if you're looking at the course catalogue for the whole school it might leave things out.
i want to study creative writing and composition, Latin, Hebrew, Arabic, ancient Greek (at least. i will take more languages if offered!), and the like. language basically.
i don't like being a big fish in a small pond. somebody please kick me in the face and tell me i suck at what i do! :D
yay for goals and attempting to accomplish them!