Tim has been the coolest guy all year, and suddenly WHAM he's an asshole.
Calls us this morning bitching that we haven't moved out yet! SO? WE FUCKING PAID UNTIL THE END OF THE MONTH, IT'S NOT OUR FAULT YOUR A DIPSHIT AND YOU TOLD THE NEXT TENANTS TO MOVE IN TOMORROW.
gawd.
sorry, our lives don't utterly revolve around that apartment.
oh? what's that you say? it's filthy? WELL OF COURSE IT'S FUCKING FILTHY WE'RE MOVING. that's what happens when you bring filthy cardboard boxes into the place and sift through all the crap you've acculmulated over a year and shake out rugs and leave it because YOU'RE NOT DONE MOVING YET.
fucker.
i'll spit in his face if he comes to the apartment today to yell at me.
swear to god i will.
possibly metaphorically.