fantasty drunk dial

[ring ring]
BWG: hello?
mf: hey it's me I'm drunk dialing you
BWG: that's... cool...
mf: put Dan on. I got something to say to him.
Dan: hello?
mf: you can't judge me! you don't know what I've beeeeeen through!

(Happy birthday oldest brother. thank you for getting me drunk on expensive gourmet beer and food f**ked on expesive gourmet food)