bored= survey thinggy
Dec. 13th, 2005 11:05 pmstolen from
genericrick
W O U L D Y O U R A T H E R
1. pierce your nose or tongue?: Nose. I've already done it, and I kind of miss it sometimes.
2. be serious or be funny?: Funny. It's better to look at things with a sense of humor.
3. drink whole or skim milk? Milk is nasty
4. die in a fire or drown? Since I'd probably pass out and die from smoke inhalation before the fire actually got to me: fire. I've already almost drown plenty in my life.
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A R E Y O U
1. simple or complicated?: when I figure myself out I'll tell you
2. Gay? Unfortunately, no...
3. Hardcore? Well, it's more squishy and bloody and organy
4. Honest? I try to be
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DO YOU PREFER
1. flowers or angels?: Flowers smell better. (I actually don't know what angels smell like)
2. gray or black?: grays are way cooler than black, unless you're doing beat-poetry
3. Color or Black and white photos?: sepia
4. lust or love?: Love
5. sunrise or sunset?: Sunsets. Buffalo has the best thanks to Bethlehem Steel.
6. M&Ms or Skittles?: M&Ms, especially dark
7. rap or rock?: roll
8. staying up late or waking up early? Late
10. eating apples or oranges?: Apple pie
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DO YOU PREFER
1. being hot or cold?: Hot. Roasting. Red-skinned and chock full of melanoma
2. sun or moon?: Moon
3. Winter or Fall?: Fall, like flowers, smells better
4. left or right?: Left?
5. having 10 acquaintances who will have sex with you or having 2 best friends: 2 best friends.
6. sun or rain?: Thunderstorms
7. vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice cream?: Chocolate mmmmmm
8. boys or girls: I don't like to hold people to gender stereotypes. As far as I'm concerned, we're all crotchless
9. vodka or Jack?: I don't like either, but vodka mixes better.
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ABOUT YOU
What time is it?: 11:15
Name?: Madeline
Nickname(s): Maddie
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WHAT DO YOU WANT
Where do you want to live?: I... honestly have no idea
How many kids do you want? One or two, maybe one adopted
what job do you want? Ideally I'd like to be an author
do you want to get married? eventually
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UNIQUE
1. Nervous Habits? Cheek biting
2. Are you double jointed?: No
3. Can you roll your tongue?: Yes.
4. Can you raise one eyebrow?: Yes. And it's called having "The People's Eyebrow"
5. Can you cross your eyes?: Yes.
6. Do you make your bed daily?: Why the hell would I do that? I'm just going to sleep in it again later
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CLOTHES, ETC
1. Which shoe goes on first?: Which ever one I pick up first
2. Ever thrown one at someone?: Kicked
3. On the average, how much money do you carry in your wallet? Anywhere between zero and $300
4. What jewelry do you wear? the occasional ring, maybe a necklace
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F O O D
1. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it?: twirl
2. Have you ever eaten Spam?: Nope.
3. Favorite ice cream flavor? Ben & Jerry's "Chocolate Decadence" mmmmmm
4. How many kinds of cereal are in your cabinet? None, wheat is the devil
5. What's your favorite beverage?: Coffee
6. What's your favorite restaurant?: Mighty Taco
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G R O O M i N G
1. How often do you brush your teeth?: Before I go to bed
2. How do you wear your hair for the most part?: unbrushed. it gets poofy if I brush it.
3. Have you ever dyed/highlighted your hair? more times than I can to remember
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M A N N E R S
1. Do you swear? Yes.
2. Do you ever spit: only when I'm dreaming, but I USUALLY wake up before I actually do it. never mind.
3. You cook your own food? More often than not. I don't like feeling waited on
4. You do your own chores?: If I wasn't doing them they wouldn't be mine
5. You got laid today?: If by laid you mean ate some fucking awesome mighty while watching MST3K, then yes
6. You like beef jerky?: turkey jerkey
7. You like pepsi or coke?: both are abominations
8. You plan on going to college?: I guess
9. You're happy with your hair?: some times, when it behaves
10. You own a dog?: not anymore :(
11. You spend your money wisely?: next question
12. always making new friends?: Always making new acquaintances, but it never seems to evolve into friendship. I guess I scare them away. Or am too lazy to call.
13. You like to swim?: I haven't done it in a while, but I do enjoy it.
14. Have you ever got bored so you call a friend?: Yes. That's a silly question.
15. You're patient?: Depends what about.
16. You like this survey?: It's something to do.
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LET'S BE HONEST.
In the last month have you...
1. Had sex: why do you want to know?
2. Bought something: I just bought a fabulous dress for new year's eve
3. Gotten sick: for 3 days
4. Sang: Everday, like it's my job.
5. Been kissed: On the cheek
7. Felt stupid: Every day, like it's my job.
8. Missed someone: I miss Kaitlyn
9. Got drunk: Why, yes
10. Gotten high: not for many moons
11. Danced crazy: I did a little Beavis-type dance the other day when I finished my book and had just had a cup of coffee and found Children of Dune
12. Gotten your hair cut: yeah, thanks for noticing
13. Watched cartoons: adult swim is animated
14. Lied: I think I laughed at jokes that I didn't think were funny, but that's not really lying. is it?
W O U L D Y O U R A T H E R
1. pierce your nose or tongue?: Nose. I've already done it, and I kind of miss it sometimes.
2. be serious or be funny?: Funny. It's better to look at things with a sense of humor.
3. drink whole or skim milk? Milk is nasty
4. die in a fire or drown? Since I'd probably pass out and die from smoke inhalation before the fire actually got to me: fire. I've already almost drown plenty in my life.
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A R E Y O U
1. simple or complicated?: when I figure myself out I'll tell you
2. Gay? Unfortunately, no...
3. Hardcore? Well, it's more squishy and bloody and organy
4. Honest? I try to be
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DO YOU PREFER
1. flowers or angels?: Flowers smell better. (I actually don't know what angels smell like)
2. gray or black?: grays are way cooler than black, unless you're doing beat-poetry
3. Color or Black and white photos?: sepia
4. lust or love?: Love
5. sunrise or sunset?: Sunsets. Buffalo has the best thanks to Bethlehem Steel.
6. M&Ms or Skittles?: M&Ms, especially dark
7. rap or rock?: roll
8. staying up late or waking up early? Late
10. eating apples or oranges?: Apple pie
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DO YOU PREFER
1. being hot or cold?: Hot. Roasting. Red-skinned and chock full of melanoma
2. sun or moon?: Moon
3. Winter or Fall?: Fall, like flowers, smells better
4. left or right?: Left?
5. having 10 acquaintances who will have sex with you or having 2 best friends: 2 best friends.
6. sun or rain?: Thunderstorms
7. vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice cream?: Chocolate mmmmmm
8. boys or girls: I don't like to hold people to gender stereotypes. As far as I'm concerned, we're all crotchless
9. vodka or Jack?: I don't like either, but vodka mixes better.
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ABOUT YOU
What time is it?: 11:15
Name?: Madeline
Nickname(s): Maddie
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WHAT DO YOU WANT
Where do you want to live?: I... honestly have no idea
How many kids do you want? One or two, maybe one adopted
what job do you want? Ideally I'd like to be an author
do you want to get married? eventually
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UNIQUE
1. Nervous Habits? Cheek biting
2. Are you double jointed?: No
3. Can you roll your tongue?: Yes.
4. Can you raise one eyebrow?: Yes. And it's called having "The People's Eyebrow"
5. Can you cross your eyes?: Yes.
6. Do you make your bed daily?: Why the hell would I do that? I'm just going to sleep in it again later
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CLOTHES, ETC
1. Which shoe goes on first?: Which ever one I pick up first
2. Ever thrown one at someone?: Kicked
3. On the average, how much money do you carry in your wallet? Anywhere between zero and $300
4. What jewelry do you wear? the occasional ring, maybe a necklace
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F O O D
1. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it?: twirl
2. Have you ever eaten Spam?: Nope.
3. Favorite ice cream flavor? Ben & Jerry's "Chocolate Decadence" mmmmmm
4. How many kinds of cereal are in your cabinet? None, wheat is the devil
5. What's your favorite beverage?: Coffee
6. What's your favorite restaurant?: Mighty Taco
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G R O O M i N G
1. How often do you brush your teeth?: Before I go to bed
2. How do you wear your hair for the most part?: unbrushed. it gets poofy if I brush it.
3. Have you ever dyed/highlighted your hair? more times than I can to remember
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M A N N E R S
1. Do you swear? Yes.
2. Do you ever spit: only when I'm dreaming, but I USUALLY wake up before I actually do it. never mind.
3. You cook your own food? More often than not. I don't like feeling waited on
4. You do your own chores?: If I wasn't doing them they wouldn't be mine
5. You got laid today?: If by laid you mean ate some fucking awesome mighty while watching MST3K, then yes
6. You like beef jerky?: turkey jerkey
7. You like pepsi or coke?: both are abominations
8. You plan on going to college?: I guess
9. You're happy with your hair?: some times, when it behaves
10. You own a dog?: not anymore :(
11. You spend your money wisely?: next question
12. always making new friends?: Always making new acquaintances, but it never seems to evolve into friendship. I guess I scare them away. Or am too lazy to call.
13. You like to swim?: I haven't done it in a while, but I do enjoy it.
14. Have you ever got bored so you call a friend?: Yes. That's a silly question.
15. You're patient?: Depends what about.
16. You like this survey?: It's something to do.
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LET'S BE HONEST.
In the last month have you...
1. Had sex: why do you want to know?
2. Bought something: I just bought a fabulous dress for new year's eve
3. Gotten sick: for 3 days
4. Sang: Everday, like it's my job.
5. Been kissed: On the cheek
7. Felt stupid: Every day, like it's my job.
8. Missed someone: I miss Kaitlyn
9. Got drunk: Why, yes
10. Gotten high: not for many moons
11. Danced crazy: I did a little Beavis-type dance the other day when I finished my book and had just had a cup of coffee and found Children of Dune
12. Gotten your hair cut: yeah, thanks for noticing
13. Watched cartoons: adult swim is animated
14. Lied: I think I laughed at jokes that I didn't think were funny, but that's not really lying. is it?