For your children's sake, don't read this
May. 12th, 2006 06:17 pmA modern angsty love poem written within the skill and context of an 8th grader.
Future 3.0
hello internet, you glorious fiend
you ravenous endomorph
you nymphatic madonna
Do you have the time?
Yes, of course, you have all of mine.
Bewitched, I declare!
I came in for a tall javascript
and I caught your htmlementals
baking cookies with my server
bookmarking mischief
you whore.
Throwing your nasty spyware wherever there's a receiving terminal.
I bared my soul to you
blog by blog
And you revealed new worlds to me
We figured out A Raisin in the Sun together
on sparknotes.com
instead if reading it for class
We stole each other's hearts
and mp3 libraries
on a Torrent of emotion
We even discovered love together
in an mIRC chatroom.
(His username was Litesaber... ::sigh::)
Yes, we had some beautiful sessions...
But I'm afraid you've timed out.
you can't ctrl your alt
so I have no choice but to delete our love, and End Task
and select okay.
And now my heart will remain isolated
secure behind my firewall
until I can troubleshoot the promise of a better future:
Future 3.0.
no subject
Date: 2006-05-12 06:05 pm (UTC)*sniff*