take your hat off boy when you're talking to me

[lathriel]

Your Husband Generator by Lady_Galadriel
Name
Your Husband Is
You Met	pool party
You Have	9 children
You Live	russia
In	a basement
You And Your Partner Are Best Known For	your perfect sickening relationship
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hot hot hot!

the playlist at work has ruined my life. in the most serious scenes of the most dramatic movies, they will play a song i have heard and made fun of at work 500 times and i won't be able to take it seriously.
i have class tomorrow. i like school. i'm going to go to new paltz in the winter.
i got a free hot dog and a rice krispies treat from the bank today. and i bought a new rug for the bathroom.
wow

a non-generated haiku:

they venture north to
arctic lands while we speak of
toilet paper brands*

and i think it's time for lunch.

-me

* ask zoë about her parents conversations on toilet paper and her epiphany about life