my doctor punched me in the ribs

I got "shot" with this ultra-pokey-thinggy, up and under my ribs just below my diaphragm, yesterday. now I hurt. i've been hurting a lot lately. Lasertron effed up my leg again :( I think I need to start eating more veggies or taking minerals or something.
BUT
I've got hot water! yay! I washed the dishes yesterday- FINALLY- and it was the best dish-washing-experience ever! Today, I just might take a shower in my own apartment! woot!
BUT
ok, public statement here: I had a dream that, among other things, I came out to a parking lot to find it empty except for my car, and a lamp or a sign had fallen on the front driver's side of the car and it was all smashed. SO, if anything smashy happens to my car in the next few weeks, you heard it here first. Then you will know the truth of my powers...
um.
Oh no, unless that's a metaphor too, like the driving and losing control of the car dreams... is my life about to get smashed in a non fun/drinking way? Or is it going to be a drunk driver hitting my car? Huh. so many variables.
anyway. I should get out of bed.