that's nasty

[lathriel]

I will never tell some one that I never get sick, ever again.
I just finished a 2 hour marathon of puking. The amazing thing about that is all I had to eat today was a cup of broth that my mom made from the left over turkey bones. How I managed to stretch that for two hours worth of puking is beyond me, but i think this was the least satisfying time I've puked ever. Usually the nausea is enough to make me want to kill myself, and then there's this wonderful, kind of hysterical relief after you finally puke. But not today, friends. Not today. Today there was nausea, and there was puking, only to remain nauseous. Then there was the grand finale in which you struggle to breath during a sequence of vomitous, full-body thrusts, head first, towards the toilet, and now I just feel dried out in my throat and still a little nauseous.
Ugh. This is not how I wanted to spend my sunday afternoon. I was at the mall! I was in the parking lot, about to head inside and buy a new laptop because my old one's screen turned into a rave-a-tronic-dance-machine. How exciting! But then I realized I was going to puke, and had to go home.
le sigh.
I want my health back.

Comments

[longstandingjoy.livejournal.com]

You and me both. I hope whatever the hell I'm blaming Stacy for catching and giving to me isn't really what you have and I'll end up like my ancestors, but not at a party, and not to fill my stomach up again.
Oh and not dead, yet.
OK, so basically: feel better! I hope you're feeling better already, and will still be joining us tonight!

[lathriel.livejournal.com]

hope you're feeling better as well! I'm starting to consider getting you an assorted box of headache medicine for xmass.
Oh, I'll be joining the group tonight... me, and a special new friend. Ha. Ha ha. Muwahahaha!

[longstandingjoy.livejournal.com]

At work, one of my coworkers was joking that a female coworker of ours was being moody because she had a vistor for the week. I didn't know what the hell he was talking about. And he laughed and then realized that I really didn't. He then explained to me he was referring to her period (which evidently she had gotten this week or something). Having never heard of that expression before, I was flabbergasted. Your comment simply reminded me of this instance with vaugely worded visitors. In conclusion (since I seem to have no real way to go but down from this story), I hope your visitor is a happy frog. The End.