bored again

[lathriel]

stolen from genericrick

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In May I ruled Asscrackistan as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Last week I gave sirken a kidney (1000 points). In October I set mermaiden's puppy on fire (-66 points). Last Friday k_raa and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). Last Sunday I didn't flush (-1 points). Overall, I've been nice (244 points). For Christmas I deserve a toy train! Sincerely, lathriel

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And on what continent is this Asscrackistan, so that I may return to my people and rule once again?

Comments

School-working on the computer + Tendency to be easily distracted =

[bitterbonker.livejournal.com]

Why is not flushing a -1? It means you have to deal with your own shit rather than shooting it off into someone else's backyard (likely someone who is poor and an ethnic monority). And sure, you donated a kidney, but is that really worth more than being a brutal and heartless dictator likely responsible for hundreds of unjust deaths?

And what is it with the butt jokes anyway?

[sirken.livejournal.com]

thanks for the kidney again!