i gained twenty pounds in one great jewish weekend

it's hot in buffalo, and i'm lovin' it. i need new sneakers so that my feet don't stink. and i need to kill my yoga mentor because it took her two months to get back to me on my final essay and now she's telling me to fix it and that i have to drop "meditation" from the course title because she's a biased jerk who didn't include it in the "learning contract" and AAHHH ESC is such bs sometimes but i don't have to do a third of the work anyone else does and i get as many if not more credits.
so the b-day cocktail party is becoming a huge mother-being-paranoid and brother-being-hypercritical mess. but it's still on, 8pm ish may 17th, all are welcome. don't get shit faced, cause the left over alcohol goes to me, and my mom will bitch. this is my birthday gift from my parents, so don't ruin it or i'll spite you forever.
katie's coming! yay