Harken ye to this tale of woe

I'm quittin' the c-bombs and spiting the man. Spite is an excellent fuel to become awesome. "I spite you addiction- I will lose you!" "I spite you world-fucking industry- I will not buy from you!" "I spite the assholes who don't give a shit because all that matters to them is themselves and their money- I will not be one of you!"
human race: "one of us... one of us... one of us..."
me: "Go fuck your bank accounts!"

Whoa, pardone moi.

Seems that days off are simply meant for sleeping till 12:30 and updating your LJ.