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stolen from genericrick

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In May I ruled Asscrackistan as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Last week I gave sirken a kidney (1000 points). In October I set mermaiden's puppy on fire (-66 points). Last Friday k_raa and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). Last Sunday I didn't flush (-1 points). Overall, I've been nice (244 points). For Christmas I deserve a toy train! Sincerely, lathriel

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And on what continent is this Asscrackistan, so that I may return to my people and rule once again?